Swedish Prostitutes

A professor told dirty jokes in class and several women too offense. So they decided that the next time the professor started telling dirty jokes they all would leave the class in protest.

Somehow the professor heard about the plan.

At the beginning of the next lecture the professor began, “In Sweden, a prostitute makes $2000 per night.”

All the women stood up and started to leave the class.

The teacher he shouted after them: “Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn’t leave until tomorrow.”

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The Psychotherapist

Psychotherapist Split Up

A psychotherapist decided to put up a banner advertising his practice. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him and place it above the entrance to his office. But, instead of his business increasing, it began to slacken. He noticed the ladies, in particular, were shying away after reading the sign board. So he decided to check the sign out himself.

Then he understood why! The boy had split the sign into 3 words: Psycho the rapist.

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No Teasing, Girls!

Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

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Phone Company’s Call Back Service: Star 69

Star 69 is perverse. It is saying: “I do to you what you do to me!” i.e. the 69 sex act. And the number itself. It is sexual.

I’m sure they had that in mind.

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